so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because
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I have a headcanon that Bard got that red velvet robe he wears in BOTFA from Thranduil. Like they were discussing battle tactics in his tent and Thranduil just looks at Bard in his tattered clothes and goes “No, you are a king now you have to be fabulous.” and gave him one of his extra robes.
headcanon accepted
what if marvel did little “shorts” before their movies, like disney and pixar do.
and we could see a happy fun little three minute movie of domestic avenger life, like steve taking bucky to disney world for the first time, or darcy and jane dragging thor to the mall on a shopping spree but he ends up working it in every outfit he tries on, or clint and natasha getting really into a heated game of paintball but you don’t realize it’s paintball until the very end when natasha shoots him and you hear him groaning and see a giant splat of bright pink paint on his chest.
Or Tony and Bruce measuring and talking quantities and reactions – science stuff – and they get into a heated debate about proper procedures and whatnot. Then at the end we find out they were trying to bake Pepper a birthday cake. And they end up exploding cake all over the kitchen.
holy shit I love when people make this post a thousand times better
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YES
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
HAHAHAH
The real mirkwood elvis should be like this
Scary as fuck? Yes please
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
u ever procrastinate so hard u loop back around to being productive
like u will do literally anything but homework so u like clean ur entire house or some shit
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
you mean last names should be ship names
/yessssss/
he deserves moarr
so mucH MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?





