youkilledmyfatherpreparetopie:
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
made my day
Sweet silly dog mermaid showing off for a pretty lady!
^^^^^^ omg
Appendices 9: Aidan being an adorable fucker in a barrel.
A MORE PRECIOUS JEWEL UNDER THE MOUNTAIN. [x]
No kidding tho. This acc is a MASTERPIECE. I love Fili so much ugh ❤
Things Everybody Does But Doesn’t Talk About, Featuring President Obama
I think this is my favorite thing ever in life. Ever. I love him. I really do. Coolest President Ever.
A sense of humour is essential with your President’s gig.
oh this is so great! He indeed is the coolest.
This is definitely the best Obama gifset ever
OMG the picture he’s drawing of Michelle!
Bassem Youssef, anchor for the Egyptian satire show Al-Bernameg, on The Daily Show.
can he be on the show every day
fucking nerd.
Countdown to BotFA: Richard
being a dorkin a barrel
School and Tumblr
Mashups and Exports 