lukej428:

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

I’m trying not to wake my roommate by fucking laughing

eldestnephewfili:

asparklethatisblue:

thatdamndwarf:

Dwalin is me when trying to dance….. awful

Bofur though :’D and Dori and Nori dancing up behind him :’3

What the heck is this from?

achievementhunting-archangel:

dave-strider-dick-rider-413:

2srooky:

contra-indication:

sramister:

Our Band director wasn’t at school.

what is it about band kids everywhere that, when left alone, we all do the same thing and build forts, thrones, and barricades in the band room?

Because you’re fucking nerds.

Because we’re absolute nerds.

Because when left alone we must protect ourselves from the non-band kids who threaten to destroy us.

lightspeedsound:

adagiofordinguses:

botsandbibs:

While a liquid soap dispenser is very convenient, a good old solid bar of soap is a much ‘greener’ option, as it’s more concentrated and doesn’t require a plastic bottle. But squishy, wet soap bars next to the basin are a pain, and they harbour bacteria too. So, what to do? Young designer Nathalie Stämpfli has come up with a very satisfactory solution with her Soap Flakes soap holder. It takes an ordinary bar of soap, and shaves off tiny soap flakes every time you want to wash your hands.

what clever thinking

alternate function: block of cheese in fridge for instant shredded awesome

I’m glad I wasn’t the only who thought “well what about cheese”