For anyone not so familiar with cat behavior, this cat is out of its mind excited to do this. It’s much more rare for cars to wag their tails (*in this way with this specific behavior) but it means the same as it does when a dog does it. This cat is curious and proud and playing. It keeps looking at its owner too, like “LOOK AT ME, DAD” and it’s so rare to get videos of cats this happy. This is fucking rad
Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…
Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.
RL: …if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.
Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]
SJ: I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –
MJ: OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.
RL: Uhh, thank you.
MJ & SJ: [slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]
MJ: [waves, like to a baby]
MJ & SJ: [shrieks of laughter]
SJ: [incomprehensible] ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo
MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?
SJ: You asked – what – what – what a w – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]
MJ: I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.
SJ: You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.
MJ: I need to eat some oatmeal on that.
SJ: [fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.
MJ: Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]
SJ:[weeping] He’s so cute.
MJ: Oh. He is cute.
SJ: Did you see the plaid?
MJ: Yeah.
SJ: And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?
MJ: “You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”
SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻
[cackling]
SJ: ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ’ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –
MJ: Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]
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