So because elves are Magic they don’t get cold like Legolas was hopping on snow drifts without proper shoes even. but Elrond is half human so what if he gets… chilly. Like not hypothermia or anything, but chilly like you wish you had brought a jacket. And the other elves see Elrond shiver like one time and flip the fuck out and just imagine:
doesn’t like the name his wife gives their son, Umbarto, pretends to mishear it and calls him Ambarto instead
starts a linguistics war
invents the internet
has the power to revive the holy light of heaven, doesn’t
keeps the holy light in his basement instead
MELKOR HIMSELF, Actually Satan and most powerful being in the entire world, comes to his house, Fëanor calls him a “jail-crow of Mandos” and slams the door in his face
an angel comes to stop him from rebelling against heaven, Fëanor gives such a rousing speech that the angel bows, says ok and leaves
sets his youngest son on fire
fights all the Balrogs by himself
corpse explodes out of sheer rage
Imagine Eonwë reporting back to Manwë though, like…how did that even go down??
Manwë: So, did you stop them?
Eonwë: No
Manwë: What? Why not?!
Eonwë: He…..yelled at me
Manwë: And?!
Eonwë: It was very intimidating
Manwë: *facepalms forever*
More Best Of Fëanor:
Namó: You’re in a fuckton of trouble you little bastard don’t you even think bout going to Beleriand unless you wanna get exiled the fuck out of here forever, I got enough Doom of the Noldor for everyone
I love the thought of Maiar chirping when they are intrigued, I love the thought of them making that little ‘Mrrrp?’ sound that cats do whenever something catches their attention, I love the thought of purring maiar, of SNARLING maiar and Maiar hissing at eachother and things that are mildly annoying.
I love the thought of them barely even laughing, but rather ‘chittering’ in amusement and Clicks could mean so many things – Either approval or annoyance.
They are nowhere near human – so I like the thought of them being just really fucking weird creatures…!
I also love to imagine that they would be fond of different things depending on what kind of maia they are. Aulë’s maiar are naturally drawn to shiny things and metal and WILL gather in little herds around something if it makes noises and flashes lights or is fractal in some way.
Manwë’s maiar have a tendency to fuzz up and puff up when something happens – especially if they’re startled. I just see them as rather timid but very playful creatures that could probably chase something caught in the wind for hours on end and help clean eachother’s feathers.
Ulmo’s maiar are probably little shits tbh – not really malicious but it’s just REALLY FUN to see humans wriggle around when you hold them under water. I believe they would ALSO be attracted by sparkly things, though maybe not to the same degree as Aulë’s maiar.
We do NOT talk about Mandos’ maiar – They’re terrifying and never blink. They don’t even speak – they just look at you with completely black eyes and only occassionally make hollow ‘ooo’-ing noises.
Mashups and Exports 