I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
wtf I just made that post
oh wait that is my post
I havent slept in 2 days
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I couldn’t think of anything better today except that it had to star Melchior and Megatron in The War of Wrath™
you ever got that one distant mutual u always figure must have unfollowed u by now and then they pop up in your notes and you’re like….. wow shes still Doing That… bitch is still here despite it all….. what kind of validation
avondale, arizona just added a drug-sniffing bearded dragon to their police force and the best part his name is OFFICER IROH
oh my god i thought this was clickbait but its fucking real
welcome to arizona
IROH
THE DRAGON OF THE WEST
One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.
Very true
actual highlight of mass effect 3
Grunt partying with his squadmates then his drunk ass is suddenly like “hold up i gotta text my mom”
Mashups and Exports 