man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanityI’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days
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Can you imagine Finrod with hobbits??? He already thinks of humans as adorable pets, but they come in POCKET VERSIONS??
Galadriel comes to Valinor with Bilbo and Frodo and just.
“GALADRIEL I WANT 87”
cfeg:
We’re having a lotr marathon and i can’t stop drawing dark riders screeching while doing different activities
When you rock back in your chair farther than expected and your life flashes before your eyes
i love that moment in fellowship when celeborn pulls aragorn aside and goes “you are being chased by genetically modified orcs so i’m giving you my favourite dagger to stab them with good luck man.”
An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME
BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED A NAP-NAP
AND A NAP-NAP IT HAD
UPON THOSE SHEEP IT HERDED
It must have been counting the sheep as it herded them
Oh, man, I can’t help but try my hand at this:
My naym is dog
I wurk the farm
I see the flocke
Comes tu no harme
And wen I’m dun
With ayl the sheepI jumpe on top
I go tu sleepe
You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?
take a nap
take a nap
Take a nap
Take a nap
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i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)
“Does Samuel L Jackson like anime? Yes I do! Hentai too!” [cackles]
He is forever a treasure.
Mashups and Exports 